Planet B Alien

This creature comes from planet B. Basically, it is a crystal that absorbs the intense gamma radiation and uses it to fuse two iron atoms together, creating energy. To the other animals on the planet, it looks like a rock. If one gets too curious... BANG!!! Like an oscillator in an electric clock, it converts frequencies. It changes some of the fusion energy into electric, and converts it to waves. The waves bounce in the crystal until the speed is too great, and then it is realised through the ground, creating a shock wave and a sonic boom. I doubt anything can survive that.

Planet A alien

This alien that I have not named yet on lives planet A, as a gaseous mass made of water and methane. Like a storm cloud, by moving, it creates static electricity. But instead of discharging it, the super cold methane contains it, so you have billions of tiny sparks moving around, acting like a brain. because it is a gas, it needs little energy to move, and more energy is made than lost. In order to prevent an explosive discharge, the blobs split up, and duplicate.

Astro-Quest

Join the online astrobiology contest. Astrobiology is the art of making up a creature that can live in a theorised planet. Make an alien for one of the listed environments. Think of what it eats, how it survives, and why is it different than life on Earth. Remember, it doesn't have to be biological, as long as it is practical. I will post my own creatures as well. Simply explain your alien, make a picture, and E-mail it to me so I may post it.
                                                          The Planets:
Planet A: A gas giant with 45 times Earths gravity. Mainly consists of methane and water, and has an icy core. The average temperature is -210 degrees Fahrenheit.

Planet B: A small rocky planet made of iron and nickel, with 40% o the planets surface is covered with water. The average temperature is 85 degrees Fahrenheit. The planet is constantly bathed in gamma radiation.

Planet C: A huge planet consisted of uranium and neptunium. Its atmosphere consists of mainly water vapor and hydrogen.The average temperature is 260 degrees Fahrenheit.

Planet  D: An Earth sized planet made mainly of Tetra-Carbon-Oxide, made stable by the super heated core. The atmosphere is made up of carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide.The average temperature is 150 degrees Fahrenheit.

                                                        Good luck, don't forget to post, and have fun!!!

Humor isn't funny buisness

Why do we some things as funny, and other things as not?
Why is something funny?
There are is an explanations to this: something makes no sense at all can be "funny", such as
a dancing banana, or funny face. They both make no sense, a banana can't dance, and how can one contort their face in to that! If something makes no sense, it doesn't always mean it's funny, like why does this apple taste funny, or why isn't your child home from school yet? Please comment on what you think makes a thing funny or not.

Machines... ARE ALIVE

Okay, hold on a minute.
I don't think my dishwasher is alive.
Yet.
The main question here is that can robots live, like humans? Think about it. According to science, the brain is just a group of neurons. Couldn't microchips work like a group of neurons? So can it be, that one day, robot will be like us. I will go into detail on this subject other posts, but many argue that the robot may be able to think, but can't feel emotions. That's because they don't have a Soul. So now this post can bridge into religious territory, and Blarg will not go into that. This post is just the tip of the icebergs for this subject, but there is one more thing: if an electronic life-form can exist, why can't a Mechanical one exist too? Think about it.

My Blog

This blog was named the Blarg because, as Urban Dicanary put it:

Blarg is a unique word, being the only word that not only means anything you want it to, or is used to show disinterest or boredom, but also is the only word that thousands upon thousands of people have claimed to have made up but has been around since man discovered they could use tools.

This blog is unique, because it can interprited in almost any way.

                                  Think of this as an APR online thing. Comment frequently!!!